Phew. Glad they figured that one out because frankly, I was starting to get a little worried about this Knicks team.
As we patiently await the jersey-choice unveiling for tonight’s Knicks-Bulls game, let’s reflect on the orange jerseys for a second.
1) After losing to the Celtics 114-73, the Knicks officially fell to 0-6 in the orange jerseys.
2) Raymond Felton hates them. That’s probably why he (coincidentally) shot 0-6 from the field against the Celtics and has been shooting around 28% from the field in the orange jerseys.
3) 8% of the Earth’s men are color blind. That means one person on the Knicks has a VERY difficult time figuring things out when they are in the orange jerseys. I’m not pointing any fingers though.
There are 3 definitive reasons why the jerseys have to go. They lost to a “rebuilding” Celtics team by 1000 points. Raymond Felton hates them and when he hates things, he refuses to make shots. And lastly, Earl Smith might be color blind; orange is bad for the color blind.
::Someone whispers “But the Knicks are 5-9 in the other jerseys, that’s not much better”::
Yeah, the Knicks are not a good basketball team. We can all admit that. What you saw here was a little something that I like to call “grasping at straws.” For the lay man, that means I BS’d everything and I’m kind of depressed.
I feel you, man. I feel you.