Let’s Analyze The Houston Rockets “Clutch Air Scare” Video

The Houston Rockets had a little fun after practice and videotaped “Clutch” the inflatable bear scaring players as they walked out.

Jeremy Lin was the definition of frozen.  I don’t know if I want to see that reaction out of my floor general.  You know, from a scared-by-inflatable-bear anayltics perspective.

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Some guys reacted the best way they knew how and punched the bear in it’s terrifying face. Shoot first, ask inflatable bear related questions last.

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James Harden, by no means, was going to drop his plate of food despite how much he may have accidentally gone to the bathroom on himself.

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Let’s hope that Omri Casspi’s girlfriend didn’t immediately break up with him after hearing him shriek over the phone.  I’m pretty sure the relationship ends right there.

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I think I speak for all of us when I say that I was a little nervous for Clutch here.  I feel like bad things happen immediately after side-eyes like that.

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Dwight Howard: Take 194

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